slipknaughty:

how many followers do i need to get random asks god be nosy u little shits ask me about my personal life this is fucking boring getting nothing

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vvant:

let’s play a game called “are you staring at me because im hot or ugly”

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deanshuggybear:

fozmeadows:

In which seven cats all discover the same slightly elevated flat thing and claim it as their own while pretending the other six cats don’t exist.

game of thrones

deanshuggybear:

fozmeadows:

In which seven cats all discover the same slightly elevated flat thing and claim it as their own while pretending the other six cats don’t exist.

game of thrones

(Source: misterjakes, via imperialbattlemage)

nuclearnyx:

my anaconda don’t want none

unless you DEFEAT THE HUNS, SON

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theexecutionerproject:

Don’t call it alternative beauty when you mean “beautiful girls according to every standard with tattoos”

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pacificrimlick:

Cosmo Sex Tip #4565345

If your partner asks you to be louder during sex, seductively say, “GUH-HYUK” in the voice of Goofy, as loud as you can.

(via potato-tots)

These are like snippets from a modern day interview with the Khal and his Khaleesi

(Source: titansdaughter, via themodwolves)